Jan 20Twenty Twenty-TwoWelcome to the happiest days of your life — If anyone would have said to me in say 2017 or maybe 2019 that in 2022 you’ll be doing everything you long to do, have the financial freedom to be who you are and laugh just as hard as you cry… I’d have said you’re a liar and ask if…End Of Year Review7 min readEnd Of Year Review7 min read
Dec 31, 2021Twenty Twenty OneOr Twenty Twenty Won as I like to call it. — I didn’t know quite how to start this years round-up. Usually, I already have an idea of the things I want to say, to share, to hold back. …End Of Year Review7 min readEnd Of Year Review7 min read
Aug 24, 2021Where Do We Begin?How do you begin to write a story that has no beginning, no end, just one long flowing thing weaving in and out of you? How do you tell a story when it has been many, many sunrises and sunsets since your fingers hovered above a keyboard? Are you even…Story3 min readStory3 min read
Jan 22, 2021It Was Always This WayThe first time he saw me, I was sitting on an unloved couch at the corner of the room. A neither full nor empty glass of milkshake stood defiantly in front of me on the chipped wooden table. …Fiction4 min readFiction4 min read
Dec 28, 2020Twenty Twenty(Or what to do when the world is ending) — You know how you look back on a year and think “Gee, it really was a shitshow wasn’t it?” and everyone mumbles or nods in agreement… That’s 2020, which is saying something because it was a year where half of us thought it was a good idea to stick to…20206 min read20206 min read
Dec 13, 2019Twenty NineteenIn retrospect. — It’s my fifth year of doing this a year in retrospect thing. And the year is 2019. Trump is still president, so is Dictator Buhari. The war still rages on between the patriarchy gatekeepers and the feminism warriors with neither side willing to compromise. If the Time’s Person of the…Life4 min readLife4 min read
Aug 6, 2019On ArrivalYou always think that when you hear the word “homecoming” that somehow it connotes for the loudness of your expectation of a returning, a coming back, an arriving again. You envision colour and lights and elation that the entire spectre of your being has chosen to return occupy a space…Home4 min readHome4 min read
Dec 17, 2018Twenty EighteenI stared at the screen for too long and finally persuaded myself to start typing. I just couldn’t quite get myself to begin to write this end of the year review. I deliberated on not even writing one this year at all but I’ve realized it’s always interesting to relive…Life6 min readLife6 min read
Dec 3, 2018How I Got HereI’m standing under one of the busiest bridges in Lagos and bodies are bustling around me. At some point, an incredibly smart person will try to imagine that I’m made of air then attempt to waltz through me and consequently become momentarily enraged that a person is standing on the…Lagos8 min readLagos8 min read
Jun 18, 2018Dating An Online Fraudster Might Just Have Its Advantages**This article is strictly for banter and it’s author does not support online frauds or scams — Unless you’re living under a rock, you’re completely aware of the constantly ongoing Twitter debate about online fraudsters or more often called the endearing phrase “yahoo boys” or “G boys”. One side — and there are many sides of this debate — have justified the actions of these online fraudsters…Fraud4 min readFraud4 min read
